Have you realized that your age is the number of...
dulceaphel: lolzpicx: so can we change “how old are you ?” to “what orbit are you in?”
bandagedjustice: groldergoat: Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far. Woah man, that art is sick.
zombiecowboy: winners of my heart kisses greece ...
jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
avengingphoenix: catopeetamellark: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” I’d die. I’d make some kind of dinosaur noise and fall out of bed.
When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get...– A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via kvren)
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
[Gordon Ramsay] was so pissed he went full circle back into calm.– fatesway (via falsefalsetruefalse)
mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory